Bring your Time Machine to Earth
Hi Krishna, how r you? I hope you will not irritate by my 'hi'. Actually i usually irritate when I got `Hi'. If you trace which word is mostly used in Social media messages you find `Hi'. Earlier times `Hi' have lot of meaning & tunes according to situation. We learned about you as most pleasant, fun loving and generous god. So please don't mind my `Hi'. That is why we are fearlessly imitate and tease you in movies and skits. We are very much afraid to do the same thing about other gods as they all r very serious type. Their impatient nature is spreading among human beings. Do you know the word 'intolerance'. For the last some years the word intolerance is most used word and most of hearts carrying. Bcoz of intolerance some nations are destroyed fully. So please bring time machine also with you to earth. Nobodies thinking level is matching. Most of them not living in current time. Some are in Vatsyan's time and desperately engage in experiment of new style of Kamasutra. They experimenting in dancing car, jogging park, even back side of praying places. Some of them writing new edition of kamasutra about how can enjoy sex in standing position in moving vehicles and some of them taking Ph.D in various type of bodies, same type of bodies and with other creatures bodies. Some of them only want to know how it can do forcefully inside of bush. After caught in red hand Govt is facilitating them in one room set named jail with free food. The victim will spend money herself to go to explain how was that experiment effect her body and life for complete the thesis. So kindly bring your time machine with you for adjust the timing of desire, thinking, body conditions and availability.
